...where instead of friends and family surprising the guest of honor, he surprises them.
That's what this line in a piece about yesterday's freeway bridge collapse is:
Atlantans already suffered through the fourth-worst traffic in America and the ninth worst in the world, Inrix, a global transportation research firm, reported last year.
And I had to drive in that for a week and a half. Both ways!
Okay, lots of people around here do that for years, but we already knew they were insane.
It isn't just that people here have lousy driving habits -- I actually came to regard most people I was sharing the freeway with as merely responding as rationally as possible to a freeway system designed by Tweedledum and Tweedledee's stupider brother. The real problem is, well, the freeway system was designed by Tweedledum and Tweedledee's stupider brother.
Anyway, the investigation of how the fire started and why it caused such damage has only begun, and will surely be bagged to protect the Bushes and Halliburton. Clearly this was 9/11 all over again -- just ask Rosie O'Donnell.