Monday, March 7, 2016

Listen Up

The only people excited about the race for the Democratic presidential nomination are the spaced-out, weed-befogged rubes supporting Bernie.

The rest are divided between disaffected Dems drawn to vote for Trump because their notion of an ideal president is Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, and Hillary supporters who are certain that (1) Hillary is the nominee, finally, this time, and that (2) if the Republicans actually nominate a Republican for president this year, Hillary will be in cuffs before her concession speech ends.

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