Friday, November 6, 2015

A Brief Conversation with a Low-Flow Shower Head, 1

Me: "Is this really the best you can do?"

Head: "Dude, don't cop an attitude. You decided to stay at this hotel."

Me: "That little card said you were adjustable."

Head: "That little card also said I'm here as a favor to you instead of to save the hotel money on water, and we both know that's a lie."

Me: "'Help the environment,' bullshit. My personal environment needs to be clean today."

Head: "Come on, dude, quit twisting me. Even if you did somehow manage to change my adjustment there isn't enough water coming through me to make a difference."

Me: "I'm not trying to adjust you, I'm trying to break you open."



Head: "Dude, that's harsh."

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