Me: "Is this really the best you can do?"
Head: "Dude, don't cop an attitude. You decided to stay at this hotel."
Me: "That little card said you were adjustable."
Head: "That little card also said I'm here as a favor to you instead of to save the hotel money on water, and we both know that's a lie."
Me: "'Help the environment,' bullshit. My personal environment needs to be clean today."
Head: "Come on, dude, quit twisting me. Even if you did somehow manage to change my adjustment there isn't enough water coming through me to make a difference."
Me: "I'm not trying to adjust you, I'm trying to break you open."
Head: "Dude, that's harsh."